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I finished Riverdale season 1 honestly it wasn't that bad


ok listen i know this show is gonna start going crazy in like 20?? more episodes, but season 1 was actually kinda fine


I HAVE SOME COMPLAINTS THO DON'T WORRY


THE NAMES ARE SO WEIRD

i made a tiktok about it but basically

The girls' names are really nice and beautiful, we have Veronica (OPEN THE-OPEN THE DOOR PLS-), Betty (IM ONLY 17 I DONT ANYTHING BUT I KNOW I MISSED YOU), Cheryl (is cool but everytime i look at it i think of cherry so)


So that's great and all but the guys...


Jughead/ FORSYTH????, Archie/ARCHIBOLD?????


WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE BOYS' NAMES ugh omg


ok, so that was irrelevant, let's get into the plot


SO JASON BLOSSOM'S DEAD

Everything starts with Jason Blossom's disappearance. He and his twin sister Cheryl were riding on a boat when he flipped and no one has seen him since.


And then his body was found with a bullet through his head so oops he was murdered. Basically, the entire season is the gang running around trying to find out who killed Jason, and also there's romance mixed into it yay


STUFF I LIKED

Jughead & his dad

It started off really rocky but when FP started taking things seriously and being a real dad UGH It's so wholesome I love them the father-son dynamic is beautiful


BETTY & VERONICA

Their friendship was really cute but also how do you become best friends with someone so fast? And someone who was flirting with your crush as well??


They're cute tho, and I know they're gonna be a thing later on, I ship it


BUGHEAD

I hate the ship name, I'm sorry I hate bugs it's gross to me. BUT the bad boy x good girl thing SLAPS They're really cute, okay. And I know the love square is gonna start fucking up everything soon LET ME ENJOY THEM WHILE I CAN


VERONICA (AND CAMILA MENDES IN GENERAL)

I love her, I want to marry her, I would die for her, her outfits are immaculate literally beautiful


JUGHEAD (AND COLE SPROUSE IN GENERAL)

I love him, I want to marry him, I would die for him, he has daddy issues but I can fix him


THIS...

the iconic scene, the myth, the legend, the meme


THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE

THE PARENTS-I HATE MOST OF THEM

All of them are annoying except for FP and Fred, everyone else can burn in hell


IT COST ME SO MUCH SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

i am so tired but that's a me problem not the show problem


but kinda the show problem actually uh


SPOILERS

right so don't read this one if you want to watch the show for yourself, honestly right i knew clifford was the one who killed jason cause I watched recap videos but the drug thing and the cooper-blossom tree thing is kinda weird idk


also cheryl and jason were definitely having some kind of romantic relationship yikes


SEASON 2...

I'm watching it and I'm enjoying the southside serpent thing and it's like 3:26 am I'm like half dead im going to bed bye 💀

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